This is just as useful as the Penis Weight, but for almost $100 less. I'm sold!

Nay. Nay nay NAY. Unless it's Kim Jong-Il. Then it would be hilarious.

I wonder why the water from the submerged financial district car photos was rosy red (and in the first pic, red in the left half). Was it a mixture of oil and gasoline from the cars? I hope it isn't blood...

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I wonder what climate and dietary factors were taken into consideration in this study? Alcohol is a weird beast. I know I react completely differently in a Mediterranean climate than I do in a Chicago climate, both due to the weather and the ingredients of the food in each location (olive oil as a base vs…

It's OK. You have permission to call me an idiot though when I deserve it.

Don't feed the trolls...

Be nice...

You know as well as I do that the top use for these glasses will be to give a new spin to the self-pleasuring technique known as The Stranger.

Awesome, thank you!

Have you guys ever considered having the robots send Tweets from Mars with certain bits of information, like coordinate check-ins (like Foursquare), routine task updates, and any other non-sensitive but interesting information?

What's your opinion on http://fatuglyorslutty.com/ and your opinion of the people who get posted there?

Mr. Wozniak, do you believe that we have plateaued in regards to software innovation when it comes to mobile? Is it time for hardware to take over as the main driver of mobile innovation as it did in 2007 wth the iPhone?

That is for people who have yet to convert their accounts. They can log in with their old username and password and convert immediately upon logging in.

I can only speak for the present, not for the future.

I'll be sure to forward your important suggestion to the appropriate channel so they can consider it.

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Check out my reply to him here: http://kotaku.com/5921824/?comment=50525550

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