@JakeMG: ♂ Man: Tuesday September 14, 2010 will be infamous

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@NorwoodIsMyHero: because there is a lack of serious rape articles on giz, the tag would rarely be used if i followed that...nice try bill

#nicetrybill is where I'll be moving all the naughty comments I moderate.

@Brian Crecente: You bastards thwarted my plan of disemvoweling everyone and everything on here and Gizmodo on my last day :(

RIP Disemvowel. I shall miss abusing your power!

@comics0026: Your post sounds a bit harsh towards the British. Lets try not to post comments that might be taken in an offensive way.

@Whooped.D.Dew: This comment thread can do without the personal attacks and insults towards other commenters. Please review [kotaku.com]

@Garrett Gabehart: Your attitude, homophobic comments, and behavior is not condoned on Kotaku. You've been banned. Feel free to review [kotaku.com] and re-apply when you fully understand the rules and commenting etiquette required to participate on this site.

You can say that their usage feels organic.

@Z_Naught: Comments like that are most certainly not acceptable. Please take a moment to review [gizmodo.com]

@zåɳzißarlegeпȡ: Please read the article before making inflammatory comments. Nowhere does it say that the picture in the article is the confirmed cover. The article talks about Wal-Mart's pre-order.

@BoscoH: You obviously don't want to be here since you keep bashing this site and its articles. Continuing this behavior will only result in me helping you out the door with a ban, unless you decide you can find the door by yourself. Either way, this inane behavior stops now.

@GoldVrod: Did someone say my name?

It' so beautiful!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!????

@wdgasu: Thanks for clearing that up! I'm in a basement, so that makes sense.

What's the highest it goes? I'm not sure if -96 is good or really really bad.

My iPhone 3G with iOS 4.0: 2.5MB free RAM on average, 1.5 minutes to load into Angry Birds and start a level, plus choppy lag while playing

@toxic: You got trollpatrolled! :o

@TanyaRei: Please take a moment to review [gizmodo.com]