@PurplePenguin04: They adjusted the pitch 800x but kept the key the same.

@ceilingFANBOY: ZING!!!!!

@ZFK: Just like Fable and PC gamers. PC got the first one, got shafted on the second one, but somehow are getting Fable III?

@PatDaniels: Please stop adding signatures to your comments, especially signatures that are promoting links. This is your only warning.

@JabbaB: Can you people make up your mind? One day it's "zomg more applz hate, f you gizmodo" and the next it's "zomg get paid more by el jobso, chen?"

@xencide: Please don't insult other commenters, regardless of your sentiment towards their statements.

@presto117: OK, first three sentences were cool. Then you began to rage towards OP and that's naughty behavior. Please don't sling personal insults at other commenters, regardless how much you may disagree with their positions. Thank you!

@MinnZ: Disemvoweled cause.. well, if it isn't obvious, you decided to spin this article in a way to fuel your anger towards a completely unrelated and personal topic. Feel free to express your opinions regarding certain topics in #whitenoise but doing so in unrelated articles is off-topic. Thanks.

Not many people will get this, but whatever, I do :p

@Austin Stephen:

@ieatbabies: what the..... 1) how does a dildo become "stuck" in someone, and 2) where was it stuck in?

@G1bblets: I dunno, I just think it would be quite amusing to thwack MC with a sex-toy looking object. Like CJ and his purple dildo from San Andreas.

You'd think thwacking Master Chief would be a good thing. You know, the whole Microsoft vs Sony thing?

@Stem_Sell: It's my duty to please that booty

Two words: Robot Refs

@Slinkytech: Nice! We might share a class together then, or probably bump into each other in one of the game labs.

@hawkeye18: I know, I was sort of adding to the joke, but I guess not so well :(

@HRDSalami654:

@BFKelleher: Bah, i shouldn't be doing this just after waking up. Need coffee!