I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.