It must be awful to be so scared of the great big world out there you can’t go anywhere without your security blanket in the highly unlikely chance you get RADICAL ISLAM TERRORISMized.

“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

There’s only one man who can answer this question, Tom Skilling.

SVP is basically the only person on ESPN worth watching these days, he is nothing like the other clowns on there.

The dumbest thing about the original Top Gun was how Viper interrupts the graduation party to tell Maverick and Iceman there’s a situation brewing 6000 miles away on the other side of the Pacific and they’re to report there immediately.

• Trump–joined by Ivanka, Jared Kushner, and a coterie of White House aides who have blocked me on Twitter–met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. The Pope didn’t look so happy!

Of all I saw here, I think the phrase “floating at the bottom of a toilet” offended me the most.

My favorite was, “You preach acceptance and tolerance, FUCK YOU!”

Impeachment? I really don’t know. I hope. This is my face thinking about it.

Sounds like he’s a pretty good guy then.

Trump may be a racist sexist piece of shit but that doesn’t excuse the continued crime of using the word “literal” where it “literally” does not belong.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

That’s more enthusiasm than Cutler showed about anything at any point in his career.

You don’t leave it to chance.