"Too many times" and "Top Gun" do not go together.

I hope Fox is smart enough to throw away Trestman's playbook before he finds out it was full of crusty issues of Highlights.

Just look at the list of cars Giugario has designed and tell me he doesn't belong at this spot. His output and incredible breadth is scarcely believable.

George Carlin sums this broad up quite eloquently:

What? I mean, like... what? How can you have this opinion? REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, AND YOUR RDX TRIM LEVEL!

So, uh... do they have a good healthcare plan over at Acura?

Acura says "more than 550 horsepower," so expect something in the range of 551-553 horsepower.

a penis will get hard if you let it rub against you, but that doesn't mean anything about the boy attached to it.

After deciding on Del Rio as his coach, Mark Davis set his sights on the super bowl. His thoughts returned to football after a few minutes of admiring his new haircut.

Case in point that the government should not rely on citizens breaking laws as their funding source.

Does "NSX" count? It's been fucking forever...

Tonight, on TopGear... James rides a moped wearing nothing but a hat, Richard rides a moped wearing nothing but a sock, and I ride a moped wearing a horrid silk leasiure suit!

Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

why the fuck are police officers confronting american civilians wearing fucking camouflage?

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! It's little things too, like the dual stacked HVAC vents on either side of the console and how they're actually attached to the doors. Just looks so damn cool!

Man Seahawk fan, you guys squandered all good will from other NFL fans in record time. Went from zero to Cowboy fan over night.

Hand crank sunroof: no. People think hand-operated mechanisms are more reliable, but they really aren't. People are ham-fisted and break them often. At least with a motor the mechanism can be designed around a known, fixed amount of torque and will shut off when it reaches the end of its travel.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.