The idea of privatizing libraries just made me really mad, like when I think about how good the Discovery Channel used to be.

I was gonna say it’s football.

The phrase “ban on anti-discrimination laws” is really blowing my mind right now.

Would it have been that bad to stop pumping gas for a minute so multiple people could apprehend the thief?

Has Robin Lopez ever been referred to as Encino Man? He really needs to be called Encino Man

This is much more accurate that the original post. The only people in Chicago who give a shit about U of I are alums and Herb Lawrence.

Aww man i was toooootally gonna buy one...

I feel like this gif will come in handy at some future date.

I hate SUV’s but I have an unreasonable love for late century Japanese examples. that said, I’d pay a grand for this thing tops.

If American were a Christian nation it would theoretically be compassionate, loving, and tolerant. What we have going on here is something else entirely.

Are Volvo and Mazda the two manufacturers crushing it the most in styling these days? I submit that they are.

Hm, yeah I guess it’s better than my suggestion of “Astony McAssface”

“ I wouldn’t trust an actor with my Starbucks order.”

I will never understand why people spend money to have this done however, it doesn’t say “poser” so much as it says “old person”

I don’t even like to see ///M license plate frames on non M cars.

Lorde? What year is this? Please do a follow up about how old Patsy Cline is.

Bruh... so not woke.

A normal, sane person without blue and red lights on his car would have just let the dude in without getting all mad about it.

Unpopular opinion: Casey Affleck’s performance was, in fact, the best of the year and Dev Patel should have won best supporting actor.