stevemistarz
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stevemistarz

So you would prefer that sports media just ignore accomplishments by bad guys? “Lester gave up two runs over six innings and then, umm I can’t tell you what happened but the Cubs won ok?” Everyone is well aware of Chapman’s transgressions, I don’t think there’s any point in rehashing them in a World Series game recap.

I think that’s the least rusty ‘86 Sentra I’ve ever seen.

Worse than the smell is the realization that you’re inhaling gas that was inside someone’s ass.

I have enough anecdotal evidence that I feel comfortable stating this as a fact: Corolla drivers are the new Buick drivers, i.e. the slowest, most unaware motherfuckers on the road. I avoid them all all costs and it’s proven the correct choice every time, even when it means getting behind a semi truck.

The fact that the gauges are the most controversial thing about this car says everything that needs to be said about the styling of this car.

What the fuck does it have to do with the military? We don’t sing the national anthem for the military, it’s to honor the NATION and none of the people protesting have said one thing about the military. Your whole line of thinking is ridiculous and misguided.

Rosevelt Colvin

It’s really becoming more and more clear why certain people become cops and it has nothing to do with protecting people or their rights.

Don’t all race walkers appear to be having poop problems?

You know it's ugly if Jagermeister didn't want anything to do with it.

and for some reason I REALLY want one of these:

This is so dumb.

I can drive an Aston Martin and make metaphors involving office supplies so I pretty much have the job right?

No!

“2:00 TIL HALFTIME

You sonofabitch! They buy you an Aston Martin, a Hummer, and a Skyline and you leave them?

False:

I was surprised by how big the F-type was when I saw it in person the first time, I thought it’d be roadster sized or some reason.

Sooo... In Doug’s world, what size are, like, regular watermelons?

clicked the article just to make sure someone posted xibit, wasn’t disappointed.