Came here to say this. I hope they study his brain.

... Even though its long been established that concussions aren't the problem.

I must not have been paying attention. I thought they still had the cool, long taillights.

Oh is that what the new Fiesta looks like? Damn, that's disappointing.

I like the Juke, what the hell is the problem with the Juke? It’s not supposed to be beautiful, it’s supposed to be funky and different. It does that very well.

Me too!

That’s probably the most 1991 thing I’ve ever seen.

Why would anyone ever need a buyer’s guide for one of these?

Here we go with “reminds me of” again!

They still make those things?

Thank you sir, I thought I was the only one predicting such things and I was starting to feel like a crazy person.

So Doug, can I ask a personal question? I’m gonna go ahead and ask rather than wait for you to respond which will likely never happen. I recently learned that you don’t drink. Have you given up drinking or have you literally never drank? Didn’t you have one crazy night freshman year at Emory where you went bowling…

I've owned three cars, an '89 E30, a '98 E39, and now an '06 E91. I've looked at other brands every time but I just like my used Bimmers the most. Brand loyalty? maybe. Snobbery? Yeah, a bit. More than anything I think BMW just offers what I want more than anyone else.

Isn’t that movie just called “Three Kings”?

I posted this in response to a post by Orlove over a year ago. Yes I say! It’s most definitely the most 90’s car.

I don't think you understand what warrants are for.

How did airbrushed vans ever become a thing?

That's the most rectangular door ever

Could we crowdfund him getting his dad's Miura back? Seems like an entirely worthy cause to me.

The memorial was designed by a Chinese American!