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Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

No wonder Tom Brady is so quiet about discussing his diet.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

A grim email I got yesterday.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

Tricky. Does medical or homeowner’s insurance cover this?

yeah, but try enjoying that while your dog is sniffing around.

There are some things you just can’t Lett happen.

I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave

Now if you’re here for a sad penguin, let Werner Herzog narrate this footage of a depressed penguin trudging off into the wasteland to die.

Since leaving the NFL, Schaffer has changed his nickname from J.K. to F.M.L.

Well, I don’t know about “control” of the narrative, but all this confirms that I’m neither on team Oakley or team Dolan — they’re both acting like assholes.

Dolan is a too-typical kind of incompetent: following the well-trod path of the entitled, bumbling, petty, vindictive son of a successful founder (Charles Dolan)

Unfortunately those are: Trump, Pence, or Ryan.

Nope, but being called up by the national CBP team means you will be locked in a prison for 30 hours.

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.

Jessica Jones is a Marvel