I can’t wait for TRUMP to get oathed into Orville Office so he can send CROOKED TILLERY to GUANTOMONO!!!

The best analogy I can make that laymen understand is that a competitive chess game is like a final exam — in this case, about three end-to-end, four days a week for three weeks. With someone trying to make you fk up.

Bubby Brister can still sling it, I hear.

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

It’s almost as if being a rich and famous person is incredibly fucking complicated.

It’s a good thing he could fill in. Usually Travis Henry takes these gigs, but he could only find eight babysitters

wonder waddle happen to him

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

His mugshot is priceless. It’s basically “I’m drunk and I’m right.”

But I don’t think you understand, you see it wasn’t quite as good as I was expecting!!!

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

As a diehard Giants fan, I take issue with how unrealistic this is. We do not have 8 different plays available to us on 3rd down.

“Tim Tebow overhits wide open center fielder”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

There’s always the next season!