The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

“All stitched up and ready for Oxford,” he said.

The first, uh...ten or so years that the Timberwolves existed, they were terrible, followed by a brief period of mediocrity. The only reason to listen to the Wolves in those days was Harlan, who usually by the fourth quarter had given up any pretense of trying to call another 32-point blowout. I still remember him…

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

4. jack Del Rio

4. suh, Ndamukong

Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

They’re playing Creed at Vikings practice?

Mongolian Beef

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

+1 Chromosome!

*cums*

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

the USWNT has been kicked out of a major international tournament before the semifinal stage

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.