I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Du Li noted.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

If I could punch every single person in the world who felt entitled to an explanation as to why things were changed/removed/not working, etc. in this free to play, casual, smart phone game that has been out for only a handful of weeks by a company that clearly only makes games once in a while SQUARE in the face, I…

This online outcry is bullshit. The “biggest fans” aren’t turning against it. The online community hivemind is throwing a fit as usual. Outside the internet echo chamber, plenty of people are just shrugging off the game’s growing pains and are happy to be out playing pokemon with other people.

You and your wife should probably take a Xanax.

Bruce Bochy wins a lot, too, but he probably wouldn’t have won a game by putting a pitcher in left field.

If other managers are blackjack players trying to grind out a few hundred bucks over the course of a marathon session, Maddon’s the guy who’s outdoing them at that and always manages to hit on 17 just when he’s thrown down $100.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

They had to print CLEVELAND on the front. Johnny Highball kept forgetting what city to tell the cab driver.

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Jesus H. This could’ve easily just read, “hey bad, meet worse.”

He *does* look a bit like that guy though.

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

I’d rather see a Giant skateboard at a Dogs game, but that’s just me.

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

Ugh, so much diving.

I thought you could only ask for a Mercedes Benz.