When it comes to ears, this the type of thing you’d expect in Nebraska, not Idaho.

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

I’m not 100% sure that isn’t Nathan Fielder.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Vlad would’ve driven this pitch into right for a double.

Ah, Ricky Gutierrez.... the answer to the trivia question “Whose grounder snuck through the infield and turned what would have been indisputably the best pitched game of all time (Kerry Wood’s 20K, 1-hit, zero-walk performance) into disputably the best pitched game of all time.

Just because, here’s the longest at-bat in MLB history. Bartolo Colon and Ricky Gutierrez faced off for 20 pitches:

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

Tell that to Randy Johnson.

Do any of these jobs involve installing microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery, or moving refrigerators and color TVs?

My favorite player is He Haiti.

Size Pictured: M

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

Yeah, it’s interesting. I guess when you sort of just consider what he’s done so far, you kind of have to wonder what’s going to be next for this guy and what kind of thing he’s going to be doing in the future. Looking back on his whole career, it seems like he’s reached a point where the big decision is where to go…

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

It's gotta be Carly Fiorina right?

He’s just the first guy eliminated from the Royal Rumble is all.

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