A Niners second round pick is basically a New England first round pick

You’re just learning more and more how people truly are.

Looks about right.

My wife is elegant, trim and beautiful, all the more so because she embraces her natural beauty (though she tried to wear makeup on our wedding night — that was the last of that). It also saves time, money, her skin and the Earth, itself. And we’re teaching our daughter that she is beautiful how she arrived in this…

I’m the one trying to use my powers of mental telepathy to force a fumble.

Do you like having intercourse with clowns?

I demand that my QBs stand in the pocket, make their reads, and then heave it up. None of this running stuff. That’s why I watch the NFL. To see 17-14 games.

Reminds me of Ortege Jenkins back in the late 90s — Tate uses his athletic ability to run for yards or scores when the passing game isn’t there. The Wildcats followed him to a surprising 11-1 season and bowl victory over then-not terrible Nebraska. The next season, everyone figured out that Jenkins couldn’t do much…

On occasion the Jets have been good, but Trump has been a nightmare of a human being his entire adult life.

As long as we’re talking about 45 and fecal matter: what’s the line on how many pounds of impacted shit are going to be found in his colon when he dies? Judging by his diet it’s gonna have to be at least 15, right?

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This is the most dangerous conventional wisdom out there, and it’s very prevalent. The thing that’s scary is that it’s NOT all just those irrelevant people.

But the key difference is the Jets are only shitty for about half the year. And don’t have access to nukes.

1. I have diarrhea right now.

But that assumes the tourist tax would only be hiked to fund a stadium. Nevada clearly has problems that need funding and the tax increase could just as easily cover those things

Because, despite the Strip being located here, there is no real nexus of entertainment for the locals to rally around. Vegas Locals HATE the fucking Strip...

And, Vegas is odd in that, while most major cities in America have “hot spots” of crime and undesireable areas, and then what you would considering regular…

A lot of my relatives live in Summerlin. I actually don’t think it’s a terrible place for a minor league park. It’s not that far from downtown and it’s actually a pretty populated area. Hell, there are minor league parks in tiny towns across America. I’d take Summerlin over most of them. It’ll attract the middle-class…

See. I never knew until they got this fabulous sponsorship! It’s already paying dividends!

If you’re really that concerned about the neighbourhood the ballpark is in it seems like there’s a greater need for public money in that neighbourhood than in moving the ballpark away.

Or with that $80 million could they have possibly improved the ‘high-crime’ area of the city?