Oh man, I used to love that stuff. I dunno if it was flavored or what - must’ve been - but it was yummy; Although in a ... pseudo-yummy sort of way. I remember it had a sort of chalky texture to it. Man, those were the days: 4 years old, only responsibilities in life are to not sh1t yourself and to make it to the…

Nope. You’d have to use a carrier like UPS, as it would be considered hazardous cargo, which the USPS does not ship. ;-)