I propose a bill that makes oral and anal mandatory.

It appears from the article and a lot of commentators that they value snacks over their assorted orifices.

Hopefully one with a small appetite.

I think you are missing how "edgy" and "irreverent" this article is...

So you value your casseroles more than your orifices?

I like that this article is posted on a site that regularly shills fashion, i.e. sweat-shop produced clothing which harms way more children than fracking.

Shhhhhhh... stop with your facts and logic. Don't you know corporations are evil and out to destroy the environment and kill poor people?

Play victim and blame the guy whose personal space that he paid for was being invaded by another person who should have purchased two seats? Fat logic at its finest.

True, they were flagged, but at not nearly the rate of conservative groups. There was clear bias by the IRS.

A troll is now defined anybody who holds dissimilar views and ideas. Open minded liberals. Yeeeeesh.

So is Obama. IRS/Tea Party ring a bell? Both parties are corrupt and rotten to the bone.

It's not just the republicans. Obama has been doing the same thing - IRS/Tea Party, Black Panther voting suits buried, etc. Both sides are corrupt and petty to the bone.

That's the type of beard my girlfriend wants me to have. I have to keep it semi-trimmed and professional though much to her disappointment. You can only rock a Grizzly Adams later in your career.

Haha, does anybody want to always discuss sex? Thanks for sharing though. Us straight dudes have trouble wrapping our heads around things sometimes. However, if somebody thinks a gay person is defined by who they bang and that's all they want to discuss, chances are they are just an all around asshole.

I have sneaking suspicion python meat may not be allowed for sale under the Food Safety Modernization Act.

Katie Couric is a horse's ass though. In general every day life with people I know, I would certainly ask. I guess the delivery probably has a lot to do with it - whether you are genuinely interested in something or if you are being a judgmental dick. I've asked my gay friends just about everything a straight white…

If one of my acquaintances got major surgery, of course I would ask about it. I don't care what part was operated on. I want to hear details and see pictures if they have any. Surgery is fascinating. Sexual reassignment surgery is really fascinating. They make a whole new body part! How can you not want to hear all…

Jeeebus, not them specifically. I'm talking trans people in general that I may know.

Visibly appearing as woman isn't different? Am I allowed to ask girl's about her recent breast enhancements? If somebody has an appendectomy can I ask about that surgery? Why are you trying to stop me from hearing surgery stories?!?!

Really? If somebody you knew got their arm cut off, you wouldn't ask about it? Realllllly?