‘Well, you’re wrong...’

Bear in mind that the safety car needs to be in the pits before the leader crosses the safety car line, and that the gap between the final corner behind the safety car and the entry to the pits is bigger at Baku than at any other track. In other words, the driver needs to leave much more of a gap before accelerating…

You’re absolutely right – poorly worded on my part.

The safety car was coming in, so the leader was building a gap to the safety car before making a break. This is absolutely standard behaviour at the end of a safety car period, and it would be unusual if he hadn’t allowed the safety car to gap him.

To be clear, Hamilton did nothing weird behind the safety car – telemetry confirmed that he hadn’t braked and was maintaining a constant speed out of the corner, as is his right as race leader. Vettel wasn’t paying attention, accelerated too early, clipped the Mercedes, blamed Hamilton, then side-swiped him, then compl…

That never happened, unfortunately. The closest a team has come to winning every race was McLaren in 1988, but Senna was taken out while lapping a backmarker and Ferrari (I believe) took the single non-McLaren win.

Hyperbolic? Metaphorical, surely - unless you’re implying that you only really wanted people to eat a single dick.

A lot of people enjoy building things themselves. And a lot of makers - me included - happen to have Raspberry Pis going spare for use in projects like this.

The Xbox One controller is perfect if you’re a gamer who presses the bumpers with their fingertips.

I can’t be the only person who didn’t see a wallet when they saw the top image.

“burned yourself” - ripped, surely?

Yeah, I don’t get it either. If you’re writing an article about a game being rereleased, you’d expect that a fair number of the people interested might not have played it before – particularly when there are games who literally weren’t born when the original was released. Putting an endgame plot-twist spoiler at the…

As someone who hasn’t played FFX, could the whole ghosts/dream thing be considered a massive spoiler?