Sure, the point is that bunching one of the most notorious examples of domestic terrorism in this country with some “fun facts” about the city where a baseball team is located is misguided at best. Emmett Till was a child whose “claim to fame” was his brutal lynching, and it’s a fame that was built on the image of his…

a little fun fact about people from the area should not include a child lynched by white men for being falsely accused of whistling at a white woman, you ass.

also of note: sajak is a huge racist and welles is from wisconsin

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One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

this is a good story but what a sham the american academic system is.  how in the world is someone 150k in debt just to prove to a company they can be a middle manager.  everything is broken and black people are hurt the most.  fuck academia.  

My 12-year-old son is on a rec basketball team. During practice, they do free throws and layups and run through ball-handling and passing drills. And the second practice is over, they all run to the area between the three-point line and the half court line and launch shot after shot after shot. I’ve never seen any of…

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

Get well soon dude. We need your Funbag, Jamboroo, WYTS, and the A+ twittering to get us through these dark times.

I’m actually sad. I didn’t know I still had feelings. I hope you mend quickly and thoroughly, Drew.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

You know I'm right. Fresh cut green beans kick the living fuck out of green bean casserole. Maybe the casserole makes a top 75 list. Maybe. Near the bottom*.

Fuck green bean casserole. Fuck it all to hell.