He's also an enormous dickface. Now you remind me how important he is again so I can think of another name to call him.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

"He could have caught that cleanly and picked up many yards," Phil Simms said to all the ESL students tuning in.

I have no doubt that there is prejudice against black people in almost all aspects of our nation, especially in the judicial system.

Ummm...did the question ever get answered?I stopped reading the article because it kept giving me the finger.

"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Fortunately for Cam, God realized at the very last minute that he was on the undroppable list.

Your move, Josh Smith.

I love how "it didn't come across how I meant it" has become the go-to excuse when reporters say stupid shit (see: Stephen A. Smith). No, it came off exactly how you meant it, because that's the only possible interpretation of it.

Couple of questions here:

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

I don't think that quote will make it onto the bulletin board.

Fuck Floyd, he's a woman-beating shithead.

Sorry, please phrase your comment in the form of a question.

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

I don't even understand this.
How would a school with no students even field a football team?

I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just love the way it smells.