That equipment manager goes home at night and tells Geoffrey, his parakeet, how wonderful work is going.

"You would NOT believe the looks on their faces, Geoffrey!!! Priceless. It was just the best."

At the end ..you can hear Westbrook tell the security guy "he called me a n***er"

Probably because one of his good friends just died at the age of 22 and he realizes what actually matters

Why doesn't this kid eat? And who is Poop Jameis?

"Deeper and deeper. Way, way down."

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

As a lawyer, Asa fought for more majority African-American districts in the state legislature.

Found it:

"I really like to sing as loud as possible, but the song they asked me to sing isn't exactly conducive to that. So I'll just sing a completely different song with the words from the song they asked me to sing."

My favorite ever

That's Not A Goal, You Blind Motherfucker

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."

Swing and a miss.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

During the game, I asked my friend: "Remember when flags on the field meant holding?"

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

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