Peyton Manning was, like, 16 when Philip Rivers was 10.

Every year the wife makes me, her, and our toddler son all one theme of outfit. This year we're Little Red Riding Hood (her), the Wolf (son), and the Hunter (me). She ordered her outfit online and man is it slutty. She doesn't seem to think it is a tad bit weird.

I would say that Kolb should go get checked out for CTE, but I'm pretty sure the results would be incomplete.

"Part Deux"? What the fuck does that mean? You wanna fight, asshole? Let's go!

Oh, I can lie the shit out of something. Y'all don't even know the whole truth.

You're going to regret missing the last five minutes of that half

(You got Winston?) You knew Ole Miss' defense was gon be good. Anything that particularly surprised you?

Todd Haley would probably run left on 4th and inches.

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

Make the calls....fine. But remove the automatic first downs with these 5 yard penalties. Refs are controlling the game too much. 3rd and 27? Throw long and hope for a holding call to extend the drive.

My favorite part is where she thought the microphone for the broadcast was somehow also functioning as a microphone that everyone in line behind her could hear.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

The bears did this a couple years ago but it got called back for no reason.

To be fair, this makes more sense than everything else he says.

Mark May has the look of absolute defeat.

Yeah, in 2 years when it doesn't matter anymore? Fuck that. Fuck FSU. Fuck all the inbred trash that support this rapist.

I'm taking solace in the knowledge that FSU's win will be vacated anyway.

They have a deal w/ the big 10 too, gave Texas their own network they don't talk about Michigan and Texas cus they suck. Didn't give a shit before? Why has gameday had at least 3 stops in the SEC pretty much every year since it was incepted (they even went to 1st SEC championship game). If any network has an SEC bias…

You're totes right because the Big Ten, ACC, and Big12 is where real football is played. Yes most SEC fans are super obnoxious about their conference, but until Michigan, Texas, or So Cal becomes worth a shit again ESPN is going to focus their time on the teams that win games/championship (hint SEC TEAMs and FSU) I…

And if high profile athletes want to stop getting accused of sexual assault then they'd better stop having consensual sex with random sluts. js