So you preface your damnation of a sport by saying that you've never actually played it?

...did you think it meant 27 straight strikeouts? Because that's...no. That's not a thing.

Calm down.

Ironic that quarterbacks are given protection afforded to that of a fragile piece of glass at a museum, yet no penalty flag is thrown when they use the crown of their helmet as a guided missile against a defender.

Congrats to the coach for outsmarting children.