I'm pretty sure the entire purpose of this article was to point out that this random reporter mentioned Deadspin like three different times.

They scored 52 points, no shit it was offensive.

Uh, no.

Yeah, if you consider businesses completely engulfed in flames to be "spilled Doritos."

His not answering "What song did you listen to on the way here" with this might be the biggest missed opportunity of his career:

"I was trying to get up under there and let it ride."

The doctor should lose his license. Truly unbelievable.

And while we're at it let's ban rugby, boxing, mixed martial arts, soccer, and basketball. Then we can watch golf and baseball all year long, and talk to each other about how happy we are that no million dollar athletes got a concussion over the weekend.

Plot twist: Headspin is actually the douche from the video.

If a clip ever need a Jim Ross voice-over, it's this one.

Can someone please explain to me how creationists claim there are no fossils to prove evolution? Either I'm totally missing something, or these fucking people have never opened a book in their life (except for one, obviously).

withdrawal from school and start a new beginning with my life. Thank you for you're concern, this is my own personal decision that I have thought about for a few days, would be best for me and my kids.

What in the fuck is in the bottom of her tub?

I bet you're tons of fun at parties.

The Giants were actually the 5th place team, so apparently they get a truck.

News stories you've missed since 2011:

"Aaahhh... so it's OLIVER who can't remember something now!"

Stick to writing about soccer.

this play might be a tough one to punish. Technically, the play was still live and Suggs had the right to hit Blount