He should listen to Tom Petty's "Mary Jane's Last Dance". That's a great song.

Is her hair going to be long or chopped? I'd watch a long-haired Taylor Swift channel.

Maybe they jut need a better title. How about Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Sam & Karen & Bill & Julie & Hank & Donna?

My motto is "If it don't look good I won't eat it." That's why my wife has to shave her bush.

At least with Naked and Afraid you get some bare asses and with Dating Naked you get some accidental genitals. Even my wife complained that there was no nudity. What a disappointment.

You understand that The Simpsons is a comedy show, right? It's hard to believe that you're being serious, even though you write "No, seriously".