2 things:
1) How come she doesn’t know the exact count of stitches? No way she got anything over 15 or 20 for a cut. I had only 12 from flipping my car several times, dragging my head through the sunroof.
2) Since she was going under reconstruction surgery, why didn’t she get the nose cleaned up a bit?

The photograph at the end of this article is incredible and I hope it wins awards.

We had a similar incident at a very large organization a couple years back. It was to the point where the entire email system was bogged down and it took hours for any email to be delivered. I found it ironic that 1,000 different people replied all to say “don’t reply all!”... You’re part of the problem, asshole!