Jets fan here. Agree.

He’s gotta put those terrible sandals(?) somewhere.

Jets fan here. I appreciate your optimism.

Fuck, this is funny.

I think this is one of those “You’ve got everything you need to know” moments, Deadspin.

I appreciate that child’s attempt to perform CPR and First Gator-Aid.

Yeah, but I bet you can’t name who has the best batting average against a LHP on Tuesday nights in August when the previous full moon was on a rainy Wednesday afternoon.

More like the Miami Meowlins, am I right?

TIL...

She says, “...no tan lines,” but I think that watch and bracelet might have something to say about that.

The meds were just promotional gifts for the fans. If you want to fill the seats, you have to make it bearable.

I second this.

“Hey, other soccer fans who live in the south, what rhymes with mouth?”

Vancouver Camumps.

This recommended story’s headline reads differently seeing it immediately after that summer camp cabin story.