She has fantastic hair. Especially for a 45 year old male geologist from Colorado.

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I'm a lesbian so there's no way I'm going to start sexualizing men's chests.

They really are nice boobs.

A family gets a visit from a big political figure from DC. The mother asks him if he wants to see their act, the political figure says sure. The eldest daughter starts screaming about how pre-marital sex is evil when she is pregnant and unmarried, the youngest daughter is screaming homophobic slurs, mother talks about…

Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

Vegan steak, in that it's from a cow that ate only vegetables.

The Spleen is pleased.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Which is bizarre because cocksucking is the best bargaining skill there is. That's how George Will got to keep his job at the Washington Post. Hopefully George gave them the full-on deep throat instead of the five-second Magaluf courtesy lick; journalistic integrity's still gotta be worth something.

#NotAllBubblers.

Especially for someone who was genuinely know as a rugby wiz...

That's a lot of money to just piss away.

I appreciate your strong value system and would like to subscribe to the print edition of your newsletter.

You owe me a new keyboard, I just spat my own urine all over my laptop.

" babies " ???

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."

(1) Actually, breasts serve ONE major function for women: feeding babies. Many women don't have sensitivity in their breasts, and the sexual enjoyment is wholly their partner's. Yes, pleasing someone you're with is pleasurable, but it doesn't mean female breasts have a universally sexual function for women. It is…