Back in the 1990's, for about 1 week I spent about 6 months in northern Kentucky for work. Relatively speaking, Cincinnati was Venice.

they will see me naked at such great heights

So in a sense, Kerrygold is your lard and savior?

So he was dehydrated with a little altitude sickness thrown in. A saline drip and a chocolate chip cookie would have made him feel pretty good, too.

I'm calling bullshit. I'm talking Dr. Oz-level of bullshit too. It's especially bullshitty if Shailene Woodley is all for it.

dust in my mindscape

Poor Salinger, adopted by so many asshats. He's like a secular bible. A lot of BS can be justified in his writing.

The cops only got, what, maybe 15-30 minutes with him? Maybe he did seem nice. Tons of people report that psychopaths and sociopaths seem nice when you first meet them. My wife said that one sociopath she had the "pleasure" of working with on her psych rotation was nice, charming, and very seriously scary once you…

Its not exactly like beat cops are these hyper perceptive mental giants anyway. If someone doesn't do anything crazy, its not like they have the ability to do much else.

Funny- Last time I flew American they had me drywall an Orange Julius.

No, building. The last time I flew, I had to remodel the bathroom next to the Cinnabun.

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

Goddammit. You beat me to it.

And "Georgia". And "The South".

I haven't read the article yet, but if the picture is any indication, the most important trait is a good wireless signal.

STDs or new menu ideas?!?!

Fucking monopolize the handicap stall when I fucking need to use it for its intended fucking use?

From the YouTube page:

A 4" phone is to a 6" phone what a 15" monitor was to a 23" monitor. Remember how good your 23" felt after that clunky 15", and how hurtful going back to 15" felt when you ever had to ? Ditto with a phone.

That thing is dangerous.