That can't be The Scotsman that was published in. No True Scotsman would publish such an article!

"No Dana, the word we were looking for, in describing Fox News' fact-checking, was 'maladroit', mala-droit."

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

This explains why Bob Costas picked Daft Punk to medal.

I can't hear this song's title without immediately assuming it's this.

That is a philosophical question that great minds have been unable to answer for ages. I believe Plato was of the opinion that an individual orgasm is greater than the sum of its parts, but Marx was fully of the mind that each individual orgasm collectively added up to greater than a single dominant orgasm.

Just give this woman the book deal she so wants. For fuck's sake....

My boyfriend lives 60 miles away from me, so any time he drives up to see me, I completely freak out if he isn't at my place within the allotted time it takes to drive to my apartment. I also make him call me when he gets home. One time, he forgot, and dropped of his stuff at home (including his cell phone) and went…

Nah, if you really want to shock a Jewish person look up the date of Rosh Hashanah that year and wish them happy new year. Wishing a Jewish person a happy Channukah will elicit smiles all around because while it's not a high holiday, it is a *super fun* holiday involving top-based gambling for gold wrapped chocolate,…

I don't think people dismiss Kanye West for being stupid - I think they dismiss him for being an egotistical horse's ass who isn't nearly as talented as he thinks he is.