If there's one thing that I haven't really enjoyed about The Return, it's the various Bang Bang conversations, usually featuring characters I've never seen before and will never see again, talking about characters I've never heard of before and will never hear of again.

Excision was pretty great. I think I got recommended to it off the back of Kill List, which I guess I can understand but they're just not in the same league. They might both be superficially "artsy", but Excision is frank and never lies to you.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's wrong to judge women in the public eye by their appearance, because there's a clear disparity of power there and a double-standard that is unmeetable.

He's pretty much the British Christopher Walken - i.e. the guy who turns up in stuff and you're like "woah, shit, it's that guy!"

My stray observation: I really thought that was Tom Baker playing the piano.

I like how this show can make you laugh. The sick girl in the car scene was fricking hysterical as well.

Apparently it's not him, and it's not Tom Baker either. =(

[insert log joke]

Coven was a real pisser because of the whole coming back from the dead thing. It was fun to watch but impossible to get invested in because nothing in it ever had real consequences. It's a shame because the pieces were there to make it something semi-decent, even if it would always have been the lightest of the…

"Ironic Watchers" = people who are too full of themselves to admit that they love watching the show.

Yeah, I gather there were some fans who were desperate to see where all that stuff was going, but I never met them. The best thing about the show was that you tuned in not knowing what you were going to get. The worst thing about it was that if aliens or the main characters' relatives got mentioned, you knew what…

Yup.

The 6th season was pretty decent.

I'm kind of surprised that anyone is still willing and able to get worked up about the prospect of another Saw movie, especially those who purport to have hated the series from day one. Obviously you don't have to watch it, but beyond that, you're really missing a big part of the appeal of these movies, which is that…

Halloween H20 was decent. Unfortunately they made Halloween Resurrection and ruined it.

I mean, that would actually be something they could have explored. Killing off John Kramer kind of screwed the series because it ended up being about his Great Work, rather than him being called out on how his personal philosophy is bullshit.

American Honey I Shrunk The Horror Story?

AHS: Nightmares On Wax?

I was going to go with "heavy-handed satire".

"Trump supporters, i.e. the American people…"