Just like Honey Boo-Boo.

I might be wrong, but I'm 90-100% sure Grizzly Man has never been on TV.

Fair enough. I'm only semi-sure it's the law in the UK, tbh.

This came up before, and it's a little questionable.

Because I love background detail, I had to go back and take a look at those two YouTube videos. The related videos next to Lot Polk's video are (I think):

I don't think that was supposed to be Geordie - sounds like Glasgow if anything, but it was a huge mess.

I mean, it could've been fun. But it would also have bogged the whole thing down massively.

This is a pretty valid point. I do kind of wonder who went around gathering up all the bajillion cameras too, especially the ones at the Polks' estate.

Honestly shocked that anyone likes Coven more than Freakshow, but apparently Im in a minority there.

"That was the most enduring mystery of the whole Lost Colony story."

The impression I always get of AHS is of that essay you finish right before the deadline and don't dare read before handing it in because if you do the waveform will collapse and it will turn out to be crap. So in that context, AHS6 is like if, after doing that five times and getting straight C-minuses, you decided…

"So why would the general public, and especially law enforcement, still think Roanoke was fake or is just silly ghost stories?"

"Pimento’s presence always tends to shake things up a bit, which makes Jake somewhat of a straight man here. Or, at least, the most mature and sane in this plot."

"Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six?"

I think it will depend heavily on what happens in the next episode. They were presented as a bit trashy and hammy in order to contrast the "real" second half, but I have to admit, there hasn't been *that* much callback to them. The main thing about it I guess is that the ghosts are presented as a bit more dramatic…

Nah, the rules of good horror are that being well-prepared or trained or physically fit cannot get you out of trouble. At the very most, it can mean that you turn up alive at the end after everyone thinks you got killed off. But you certainly can't use your preparedness to win the day.

Yeah, but in Murder House the ghosts were identifiably human, happy to interact and so on. The ghosts in Roanoke are basically just person-shaped demons. I thought maybe the idea was that they had simply been there longer - like they degrade a little more with each "today". But then the Chens were just as weird and…

Something I really love about this one is the way that they have quite conscientiously NOT humanised the ghosts at all. The contrast between "Season 1" and "Season 2" is great that way.

Just FYI, impalement is a totally legit historical torture. The Spanish Inquisition used to do it a lot, and it's specifically intended to be survivable. =(

Yeah, it couldn't be that anyone actually thinks "SJWs" are right about stuff, could it.