And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Good job @cue. Starting my subscription @AppleMusic

Yeah, because of Mario. They’d risk the hundreds of millions they’d make by putting him in a larger city to make a singular owner in a small media market happy to no real financial benefit.

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

This is all so weird to me. I’ve been a Pens fan since 1987 (specifically, 1987) and I honestly only recently realized how much the world deeply hates the Penguins. There’s a *huge* part of me that wants to scream, “Confirmation bias! The NHL is a crappy league and things get called badly all the time! The Pens…

If you watched any of the Penguins playoff games, the annoucers constantly show Crosby getting mauled up and down the ice. Punches to the face, cross checks to the back into the boards, etc. etc. and hardly ever any calls.

Especially if that’s what you want to see.