note: pretty much every other option had the words "fuck", "fucks" or "motherfucker"

#17 on "things I wish I could have used in the headline"

Buy yourself a $60 airbrush, measure & lay some tape down, if my Halo custom console doesn't come out I'm making my own.

You've got the straight bars of colour coming down, and then the pixel heart breaks across four of those bars and it just doesn't sit right with me, a person who has spent part of yesterday sorting and neatly ordering a games collection shelf.

Looks pretty damn awesome.

Naw! I promise that my coverage will be only of stuff that's entertaining or interesting about it—so hopefully even folks who dislike the game can get something out of it.

Right? Put a purple and black controller with it, too. I kinda wish all of my consoles could have huge hearts on them.

I'm sorry to say that I'm just getting started.

Know that I am a sucker for any gaming hardware that has a strong gold flavour. That yellow DSi XL is still one of the best-looking handhelds ever released.

Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

Then perhaps you could try making some. It's not hard as it seems, really! It'll be a hoot.

YES EXACTLY AHHHH

Don't forget about the new Disney characters that have also been announced. Tinkerbell, Stitch, Merida and Maleficent :D

Yep! I'm a full-timer now :)

Maybe you have a weird, random PSN ID that's scaring me off?

As we speak, I'm in the middle of reporting and writing a lengthy story for this afternoon, which you'll see shortly, for free. Yesterday, I spent several hours of my weekend transcribing interviews for more stories which you'll see this week, for free. Last week, while I was on vacation, I spent about 80% of my time…