If you’re a Broncos fan...

Sunset Orange looks so nice.

Leeloo Dallas Multipass is her proper name

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

Huh huh huh??? Someone said my name??? Here I am! :D

Cause, IIIIIIIIIII aint got no editors.

Don't waste your time using logic on stupid people. I mean c'mon, look who their leader is.

the potential for entertainment

Why did Facebook take her post down? Because she used his full name?

It’s always projection from these racist motherfuckers. Whatever bullshit that they’ve done (or would do if given the chance) is put on our Black asses and we’re assumed to be guilty until proven innocent.

You know what’s coming.

My actions require context and empathy.
Your actions speak to who you fundamentally are as a person without hope for change.

Schrödinger’s Black Man paradox states that it’s both simultaneously due to white superposition. Only when the white person actually needs just one of the specific states to be true does the superposition collapse so that one particular state emerges as reality.

Shit...for $1,600 a month you better have a guy there to open the pool door for me.

I find it interesting that we, as Black men, firmly stand at this intersection of seeming like the docile, hapless, Negro breathing the white man’s air  and perpetual threat that needs to be stopped to white people. Which is it? Can I live? 

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

but it’s not open world

I loved (and was disturbed by) The Witch, but I get that.