“Aren’t you a little short for a cyborg?”

Hah! Glad to see New York represent. It was a beat down on Punk which makes it even better.

“Many of our store associates and guests have asked for this.” 

You’re thinking of Boston fans... and well, I guess Card fans too.

Also one of the only games I have played through beginning to end with a guide. Really made the game a much more enjoyable and streamlined experience.

At least Jack Kelso was akin to actual noir protagonists. If they had made his character the protagonist and dropped Cole it would have been a lot more interesting,

Hah. I have the face blindness thing too. Mostly I just learned to doubt/lie when they made a flinch.

Reading about this game when it came out, L.A. Confidential immediately came to mind! Good movie. Never played the game though.

I loved the game, but that was in part due to it being one of the few games I had no shame at all in playing with a walkthrough to foil the frustration. I can’t read faces in the best of times (yay autism), so throwing animation glitches into that was a recipe for disaster I decided to simply avoid.

As for sloppy…

I really hope that Rockstar gives this the Red Dead treatment. Taking a game with a decent foundation (though I think this game was much better than Red Dead Revolver), and vastly improving on what worked to make a far superior game in that same universe. I would love to see it brought back.

Loved that game so hard, even if combat was deeply unsatisfying and some of the elements didn’t quite come together.

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

Still can’t believe I wasted 29 hours of my life beating that piece of shit.

He’s a pop-culture piece of garbage living in a pop-culture piece of garbage fantasy world. His only link to “reality” is what he sees on the teevee, he doesn’t know the first thing about being a cop other than whatever the teevee told him. The only violence anyone should be advocating is violence against him, as…

If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

If you get ANY joy out of being violent you should not be a police officer.

Only one of his kids is even very young. He has one about 13, one about 17, and two who are adults. The younger one gets a learning experience, and the rest are old enough to deal.

Nope.

Colin Kaepernick would like to have a word with your conclusion.

The Cowboys supposedly cut him because of the“totality of dumb stuff” that filled his offseason, a conclusion which requires one to count getting a dog stolen and being the victim of identity theft as character flaws.