Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That must be one deep fucking pocket.

Volvo XC90

My friend is a die-hard Michigan fan and the other day he told me, “I sure hope Harbaugh gets us a championship before his CTE gets the best of him.”

Harbaugh has released a statement saying the note was a test of Solomon’s ability to recognize sarcasm.

Any “fact” sheet that has abortion as a “CAUSE OF DEATH” you know is bullshit.

can’t walk off a car lot without insurance

Nah:
1 FROSTED Strawberry.
2 Don’t care
3 Don’t care
4 Don’t care
etc

Former suggests other lunatics would be able to obtain a firearm.

From my experience buying a gun is way easier than a car. When I bought my car I had to get it registered and get plates for it, had to get insurance, had to pass a driving test to use it, have to pay yearly taxes on it, have to get it inspected every year and have to take a written test every 6 to 10 years to…

I would be more concerned that my roommate is out buying guns than complaining about wanting to kill people. People complain about wanting to kill people all the time, following it up with actually buying a weapon to murder them is much more concerning.

Hmmm, car accidents very are not the same as pointing a gun at someone CV and deliberately pulling the trigger, but thanks for playing!

And then humble-brag about your Omega & Rolex.

And then humble-brag about your Omega & Rolex.

And that, class, is what we call a “false equivalence.”

You know five people who have killed people? You hang out with dipshits.

actually cars aren’t that easy to buy :) Even for a piece of garbage, it’s a significant investment for many. Also, there’s upkeep, gas, parking, initial licensing, etc.

The pearl clutching is strong with this one.

“All entries should be under $100".

“All entries should be under $100".

I guess because it implies all of the terrible things that people with bad intentions can do with easy access to firearms.

Trump bankrupted a casino.