Yeah, Weekender’s a nice watch—loved the Indiglo feature. But it’s not even remotely water-resistant. (Timex has a “credibility” issue in rating its analog timepieces’ water resistance.)

Good call on the Seamaster. The most regret-free splurge of my lifetime.

Liked my Expedition, but, while the back is stainless, the casing assuredly is not. Many a NATO band died a rusty-hued death on this one. And it’s “100m water resistance” simply isn’t.

Same thing I’d said about Penn State.

My wet dream: FBI investigation of former BU president, Kenneth “Yes-That-Ken-Starr” Starr results in perjury charges, trial, conviction; then a market-tested-in-the-media pardon from POTUS Hillary R. Clinton.

“Look at that X-Car go!”

Nor do Conservatives, either, oddly enough. Other than to oppose whatever Liberals propose, that is...

It’s waterskiing with a kite; it’s not even remotely like actual surfing. Still, sick trick, stunta!

President Donald Trump will get Mars to pay for the mission.

And painted steel wheels, too. See, folks, it’s not too difficult a task...

Bastard! Beat me to it.

He beats racist children? How am I just now finding this out?

And men could fold up their helmets to carry them home in the back pocket of their football knickers. Ah, memories!

Would you dumb that down a bit for us? (ps: Starred!)

You like apples?

Joke’s on Durant; to afford an apartment in the Bay Area, he’s still going to need to find a roommate...

Give the muvvafucka a break; to Air is human ...