Alimony payments based on ex-spouse’s income?

Address this imbalance in the universe: Go code an app that plays only Nickelback. There, problem solved.

I could see a point if nobody ever before had made a joke about Nickelback, and if Facebook sought deliberately to single out a struggling band for ridicule just to be big meanies.

Yeah, Weekender’s a nice watch—loved the Indiglo feature. But it’s not even remotely water-resistant. (Timex has a “credibility” issue in rating its analog timepieces’ water resistance.)

Good call on the Seamaster. The most regret-free splurge of my lifetime.

Liked my Expedition, but, while the back is stainless, the casing assuredly is not. Many a NATO band died a rusty-hued death on this one. And it’s “100m water resistance” simply isn’t.

Same thing I’d said about Penn State.

My wet dream: FBI investigation of former BU president, Kenneth “Yes-That-Ken-Starr” Starr results in perjury charges, trial, conviction; then a market-tested-in-the-media pardon from POTUS Hillary R. Clinton.

“Look at that X-Car go!”

Nor do Conservatives, either, oddly enough. Other than to oppose whatever Liberals propose, that is...

It’s waterskiing with a kite; it’s not even remotely like actual surfing. Still, sick trick, stunta!

President Donald Trump will get Mars to pay for the mission.

And painted steel wheels, too. See, folks, it’s not too difficult a task...

Bastard! Beat me to it.

Messican NASA. Trump has plans for you!

Amazon Prime can get it there in two days.

Who clearly all had a “hard” time getting guns...

Funny, though, how buying and owning guns makes it a fuck-ton easier for people to commit murder.

And you’d be wrong.

He beats racist children? How am I just now finding this out?