this should be a highly polarizing jalopnik cargument...I can’t remember the last time I used the trip function on my car. Back in the day I used it to help follow directions to find roads and turn offs (“drive 3.6 miles and turn left on highway 60"), calculate fuel economy, and oil change intervals. Now my car and…

We posses seriously different wants. I want nothing to do with that car.

What makes you think it’s satire? It’s a pretty common opinion of big city dwellers that like to tell the rest of the country how to act. Remember, not everyone lives in a big city.

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

back in the 1970's

As a computer engineer, it irks me that these clusters are advertised as “supercomputers.” The supercomputer has been dead for decades. These are commodity servers with slightly tweaked GPU cards and low katency network cards (probably Infiniband) installed. Stack as many as you can afford in a datacenter to produce…

I’m sure it’s nice, but for that price, what would *anyone* get one when you can get a light-to-moderatly equipped Germany luxury sedan.

This supports a long-running theory I have that nobody in the Bay Area knows what money is or how much of it to spend on anything

This. 100% this.

Not with Subarus like my old (05) LGT, at least. Or any modern turbo that is also water-cooled from what I understand. Here’s a blurb from Subaru themselves:

Flip the server a couple buck a head. If you want to work for tips, don’t work at a buffet.

I’m not sure about a convertible, but if this thing was a hard-top it’d be worth $1k at best. At $6k I’d expect it to be concours-ready.

The real tragedy of the report is the indication that a new Tremec eight-speed dual-clutch transmission will be the only option, with no mention of a manual, which we’ve also heard before.

Maybe b/c it’s referencing a Beyonce song. Idiot.

To be honest, the stability control did most of the work. You can hear it working.

Buying at Carmax in most (but not all) cases is for uninformed buyers that don’t want the hassle. There’s value in that. But they lowball the piss out of trade-ins and pull the same car salesmany shenanigans to try to explain to you why your car isn’t worth much.

CP when new, CP now, CP forever! God, the very sight of this shitbox makes me want to puke!

These were garbage even when they were new, sorry to ruin your rose-tinted childhood memories.

At first I though, yeah - good point. Even more tunable.

The owner managed to make a very classy, sophisticated car look like a drug dealer’s Chrysler 300. Congrats asshole, and CP.