And most vehicles on the road now are zesty and full of character?

Cooling drag.

Sending air bouncing off a close-out is a lot more aerodynamic than letting that air bounce around in your engine bay.

So you can justify people destroying your belongings because that’s just the way it is? That doesn’t make it right. I would rather be surrounded by people that gave a shit about their property.

Reconditioning fee AND $899 for the doc fee? Hopefully the car comes with free dinner at Morton’s because I’d prefer to at least get wined and dined before I get absolutely F**KED.

I’m sure if you really want to fuck some horses, someone on Craigslist can help out. Dream big!

saggy rear leaf pack, heavily-scratched paint, rusty rocker panels, and off-color driver’s side fender

If it’s beautiful because it looks like it off-roads, but doesn’t, then it’s not beautiful it’s just a douchmobile. And, it should be pointed out, is the root cause for America’s obsession with crossovers. So yeah, you can all blame David Tracy for the X6.

Within two years, this car will depreciate at the average rate, plus lose all of the 20G over MSRP that was paid by anyone insane enough to do it. There is no chance that this car is sellable for anything close to what was paid as soon as supply comes up to meet demand.

Yeah, but when you think about it that way I probably should have done better than 2 out of 12. :D