I worked as a server / bartender for 6 years. I just put a higher value on customer service than you do.

Your answer is reasonable and well thought out, however...

What a perfect family for this hoax! An 8 year old hides...under a rug? Mom frantically calls 911! 5 minutes of “sheer terror” and a full 30 minutes to figure out it was a hoax??? This HAS to be someone that knows them. Who could’ve gotten so lucky to pick this family with a hoax that any sane person would’ve been…

A large planet can’t exist a huge distance away from a star. This “planet 9" idea shows a lack of understanding of how nebulae create stars and planets. Here are the simple reasons in simple english; 1. There’s not enough stuff out there to create a large planet. When a star is formed, it pulls the nebula together and…

Sorry, you don’t get a pass for being an idiot if you’re, 1, trying to push your stupidness onto others, and 2, in a position to actually do it. 

But who do you vote for? It's a 2 party system! (Kodos us obviously the only acceptable answer) 

Yes, and you’ve only produced 20% of your chalupa widgets for the year. At what schedule will you need to amortize your dorito tacos sprockets to offset LIFO food costs? 

McDonald's as a first job. Those were the glory days. When an order was wrong, it was because a half dozen teenagers tried hard but screwed it up. Now, food is always cold and wrong, because the half dozen 40 year olds don't think they make enough money to care. 

Kid loves taco bell. Taco bell loves that she loves taco bell and sends thirty bucks of swag her way. The rest of this is on fox 13 and the internet with its magical (and sad... very, very sad) lack of common sense.

Half the article is advice about “what if she says no?” Buddy, if a ‘no’ is in the cards, you’re moving too fast.

No, the 4k version are the same crappy movies, just higher resolution. 

Oof, the world we live in, where Netflix is good gui...no filtering, no sorting, the same title appears over and over again...and this is the 'good one'. 

Because Netflix is also terrible, is not a good excuse for prime to be terrible. Ever been asked about everyone else jumping off a cliff?

60 movies pre-1940 and 4 no-name flicks from the last 5 years...yes amazon, I get so much more than shipping with my prime membership I shouldn’t mind paying more at all. Prime video (and all of the other prime services besides the 'sometimes' 2 day shipping) is a complete waste of time.

I don't think you know how stock footage works. It's b-roll. A train accident is b-roll. The most famous terror attack in history, with a first of its kind method, is not b-roll. 

The only thing remarkable about this movie in history will be the story about the success of their viral marketing campaign. As a side note it will read that the movie itself was formulaic and failed to deliver any real story. 

Sound logic, but the math is all wrong. For nearly all restaurants, you’re only at capacity on Friday and Saturday nights, and maybe Thursday too. Next, you’re generally only at capacity from 6 - 8 too. That changes the 7 days a week into 3 and (even if I stretch the peak hours) means you’re only possibly turning…

That’s something to think about next time you make a reservation. If they’re so concerned with rhythm and having maximum occupancy rather than guest comfort and customer service, take your business elsewhere. Don’t let it affect the tip, it’s not the server’s fault, but do talk to a manager or send an email so they…

While I always tip 20% or more for excellent service, my many years of waiting tables has taught me (and I’m certain salty, while writing everyone always tips 85% also knows) your friend is not a TERRIBLE tipper. As much as we don't like it, around 12%, especially when it makes for a nice, round number, is very…

No. It was “dump ice water on your head or donate to ALS research”. Of course, the internet completely removed the good cause and made it some sort of moron’s task to see if you could douse yourself in cold water. Surprisingly (unsurprisingly?) many morons could not successfully handle the task.