Man, don’t be the “you should feel ashamed if you’re not paying 100% of your attention to the giant issues” guy. Nobody likes that guy

Violence is seldom the answer.

He was the oldest base jumper in the world and started skydiving at age 62. He had a V8 commercial. He jumped over 5000 times. He also picked up wing walking. You can look at his Facebook page and see how great a person he was. He was my uncle and I miss him dearly.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

anyone who goes to a restaurant and tries to get them to change dishes around “to their liking” are complete assholes. This isnt burger king or mcdonald. You order the food we have prepared and designed for you. You dont get to fucking make up your own dish.

CREAMED SPINACH IS THE FUCKING DEVIL

“I’m totally certain something was in that drink,”- This is from the accuser in that new documentary. The toxicology report done mere hours after the alleged incident proves this indisputably false. This alone should be enough for a counter-suit, no?

9. Small Cats.

Did he say bad things about Yuengling? Because I like it, and buy it often, but it is HIGHLY overrated. Its most redeeming factor is that its essentially the same price as Budweiser yet it has a taste. It is not really a great beer though, just a decent one at a really good price.

The Angels totally deserve this — not because of the idiotic contract they gave Hamilton in the first place, but because of how horribly they have treated him over the past couple of months.

I say nice price just on the fact that samurai in general are exceedingly rare up here in eastern Canada. This one seems clean and has most of the right mods already done. The only mod it’s missing are the Toyota axels that these seem to have swapped onto them. It’s clean and in nice shape too which is always a plus…

MAYBE if it looked like this then just maybe. Otherwise CP.

She wasn’t raped. There’s NO evidence that she was raped. Unless you have some evidence that the rest of the world hasn’t seen... What she does have is a lot of changing stories and conflicting accounts of what happened that seem to match up to each time that part of her story is disproven using actual evidence - like…

You can sue anyone for anything - you can even keep changing your story to align with new evidence - but maybe after enough different people look at it and determine that you’re full of shit, you should eventually get the picture and give up trying to extort a guy because you had buyer’s remorse (or maybe because it…

Flying Frozen Cannoli of Doom.

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

So we now have an entire organization with strong incentives to make sure a player relapses. I see it going down something like this:

This BS with teams like the Yankees being mad at A-Rod and the Angels being mad at Hamilton is so stupid. STOP SIGNING 30+ YEAR OLD GUYS TO $500 MILLION CONTRACTS AND GETTING BUTTHURT WHEN THEY GET OLD.

Although, the only reason the Angels are upset is because they overpaid for him and want out of that deal. Which is asinine. They knew who they were getting