Right? 'Oh no guys! I looked at the world's blowjob inventory and there are missing blowjobs! We counted them all! A few are missing. Why isn't this cat lady coming up with the missing blowjobs?!"

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Side pipes FTW! and here I was just about to pay the same kind of money for a CPO'd Toyota High-loser ... fuck hauling the kids around if I buy this thing they can go to college on the life insurance money!

The World's Most Dangerous Man vs. The World's Most Dangerous Hobo

Don't act like this was his only offense. He also accepted free food at a soup kitchen.

Also: guy on elliptical talking back to Good Morning America hosts.

Always loved this Sparky story:

I'd have a hard time spending $9,900 on a 1999 BMW if it didn't have a salvage title.

I don't even understand the "pizza prank". It's only hurting the business not the person at the address because they can just decline the pizza and say they didn't order it.

*farts*

Am I crazy to think maybe the NFL should listen to it's QBs and lower the required psi for a game ball? Wouldn't a ball that is a little easier to throw and catch better for the game? And I mean, it's not like the AFC Championship looked like another sport or something, so we're not making some radical change here.

The apotheosis of sleeper. Hell yeah! I'd buy that for a dollar. Plus another 7,499. Nice price. And wagon! And brown! Shut up and take my money!

1. He is the greatest tight end ever

Half the Deadspin staff and 75% of it's visitors would love to be the cornerback.

If this doesn't inspire another edition of Gronk erotica I'm losing my faith in humanity.

For 2k, what the hell? NP

This vehicle isn't really useful, It wouldn't be much fun to drive more than once. It is kind of pretty, but it is also really huge. It is in too good of condition to use for movies. I guess you could take it car shows and it would attract attention, but it would be a pain in the ass to get it there.

Crack Pipe and for 1 very crucial reason: They went the 'copy' route.

If you think this is good, you should see your own video of Biebs like TORCHING motherfuckers.