It's sad that the women's clothing industry doesn't just try to use actual measurements to represent sizes, like men's clothes do.

This is the worst crap I have ever heard.

With any luck, these morons will have the lifespan of a caveman.

I saw Hope's solo and, trust me, it came across like a huge asshole.

The only thing that could make this car more tasteless would be a mural of Adrian Peterson beating his kids airbrushed on the side.

It would be NP only if it said "PUSSY WAGON" on the back. Until then, CP all the way. Otherwise, it'd need a repaint and $2,000 knocked off the top to get into the nice-price-neighborhood.

I see he's still working diligently to craft that public image.

Those plastic pieces of shit actually have a decently good use:

I take them off, turn them around, and bolt them back on to the back of the plate, backward, facing in. Therefore acting as a shim and a buffer so the plate sits more snugly against the body and prevents the plate from rattling and smacking when driving or…

Smoke weed; four game suspension. Deliberately break the skin, in multiple, consecutive lacerations, with bruising: one game.

In Minnesota's defense, they did all due diligence before making this decision. They read the witness statements, reviewed the indictment, examined past precedent and made the informed, reasoned decision that their back-up running backs suck.

Yes, this is about them wanting someone to score TDs. Absolutely disgusting. And if he didn't intend to cause his FOUR YEAR OLD SON harm, he wouldn't have BEAT HIM WITH A STICK UNTIL HE STARTED BLEEDING!

Q: "Why did you activate Adrian Peterson, Mr. Spielman?"

So, the question is: what kind of legal penalties is he facing? I'm thinking some kind of probation, community service, and parenting classes?

which, once again, proves that Mike Ditka is an asshole.

Jesus fucking christ, what next? Some player running a Congolese rape-murder camp?

If it is negligence, let's be honest - it's really hard to care for a child all day.

Room for two dead hookers

Sometimes the price is low for a reason. After about ten years, some of these cars legitimately fall apart everywhere. I was able to wash off a bmw emblem on a three series with a hose, not even with my finger over the nozzle. That car had about 2k in maintenance every three months.

Try running in 90 degree heat in a cotton shirt and then check back with me to let me know how long it took your nipples to start bleeding.

This is why I have a hard and fast rule. I limit the length of time my sweaty Dri-Fit workout shirts are allowed to sit in the car on a hot day to 27 hours.