You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

Did this air cleaner come from a lawnmower?

An exterior that is half Bondo , an interior that surely smells like incest; CP.

Santa Crack and his little Meth-Mouthed elf can take this lead sled back to the midwest hole they came from, this was CP before I even got to the 150k on the odo

Oh, boy. Jezebel's not going like this.

Kate Upton. Yeah, I'd document that, too.

The red mark on Kate Upton's butt almost looks like Verlander had a big WHIP.

Verlander should be holding his head high today (no pun intended). He's banging Kate Upton. Good for him.

What a bunch of idiots.

A lot of people are going to look like idiots if it comes out that he never raised his arms and hands in a surrender motion. I'll bet that the officer's story is eventually revealed to have been correct.

How about waiting until all the facts are out about the case before doing a tribute? There are 12 witnesses that corroborate the cop's story and we now know that he wasn't shot in the back.

Guess they didn't want to acknowledge the store owner that Michael Brown robbed before he charged a police officer?

Did they rob a convenience store and smoke some weed pregame too?

A rusty, underpowered, non air conditioned vehicle that you're never going to be able find parts for?

It implies he's had a "mental break", which colloquially means a mental/nervous breakdown (try Googling that phrase), when in reality he's being given a mental break.

I believe @MarkInDallas meant that the headline suggests that Hamilton had a nervous breakdown of some sort.

It makes it sound like a Hamilton suffered a psychotic break, rather than merely taking a break to clear his head.

this isn't domestic violence

"The dude broke her face into pieces."

I am on OU grad so my objectivity may be shot but IMO, there are two other things not working in the young lady's favor in the court of public opinion: