Lighten Up Francis...

You can just as easily injure yourself walking a dog? What the fuck is this shit, Jon? Where are you walking that goddamned dog?

I don't get the point. You want to be strong, lift. You want to run, run. You want to swing on monkey bars? Go back to the 3rd grade.

I don't care if it's safe or not. I just want it to die so my facebook feed isn't full of moderately in-shape people bragging about how awesome they are because they do Cross-fit.
If false information about how safe it is ends that...I'm all for it.

Also...and *totally* unrelated...don't people get 3rd World bacterial…

Can we agree that those stupid pullups are stupid?

I caught this at a cars and coffee last sunday. I wanted to go throw a wrench across his battery terminals as he was blasting latino music

"Check out my tribal tats! Look like the flames shooting out of this whip!"

Car Audio Enthusiasts.

If there's any group of people that think their cars are the bestest cars that have ever car'd in the world of cars, it's Mini people. And boy they are vocal about it.

Great stuff man! What a great peek into prison life. Sounds like terrific fun, I have no idea why anyone would want to leave! I mean aside from the constant threats of violence and being locked up in a cage.

These prison dispatches (well recollections really) are great. Keep them going.

Super Replicas has not responded to an email request for comment sent via their website, Mansory Cars, which is not affiliated with the real Mansory.

Do you mind if I use "Hard on for Hate" as the title for my new black metal album that I'm about to release/start learning how to play music for? I'll take that brief silence I heard after I clicked the question mark key as a yes!

It also could be another reason to cut him.

Three months. It took Sam three months to contradict himself when it comes to football and his personal life. He wants everyone to act normal around him, yet there will be cameras following his every move as he progresses through camp. His teammates will undoubtedly be walking on egg shells when it comes to cracking…

I would say that this article was extremely objective, and it's a huge stretch to say that it villainized the shoemaker. I would also say it's a stretch to say that those bringing the lawsuit are villainizing Vibram. It is completely within their rights to bring suit to get their money back if they feel that the…

So, Mexicans trying to cross into US have to jump over a 20 foot tall wall and cross 40 days through the desert like Jesus did, but Americans can just take a stroll and end up in a Mexican bar or whatever like it was going to the corner dive? I thought this was one of the most secure borders in the world. Where were…

No. It is not. He is a jackass.

Yeah he is either the dumbest SOB that ever lived or he is just a very bad liar.

Hey you know who decides whether something is "a honest mistake or not" when it comes to criminal offenses? A court in the jurisdiction where the offense took place. Not some Republicans in Washington.