I respect both of your taste, but I am not in this camp. Like Randall Graves once said, "What's the point of having an internet connection if you're not using it to look at fucked up sex you'll never have yourself?"

This disturbs me. You seem to regard yourself as some kind of enlightened forward-thinking feminist just because you like fucking heavy women.

Whaling is kind of a sport.

What happened to Ross he wasn't dead last time I saw him although that probably in hindsight looking back was a long time ago and I should have called but his number was written down on a dry cleaning ticket that my friend Cosmo had in his pocket but he sold he pants to this other guy who I really can't stand and the…

This is especially troubling at a time like this, when changing climates the world over threaten all varieties of praying mantis.

Replace the phone with a package of Mentos and we're good here.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

the scary thing about this, other than, well, everything, is that $18k for a rust free SoCal roller without all the extra lead and electrons might be considered close to NP

I tried to start a female-friendly artisinal hotdog cart called MEATwHOLE.

I'm terrible at business ...

I actually had some douche try and flash to pass me once while I was in the right lane.

Why does it seem that most of the people complaining about left lane hoggers are the ones who try and use the left lane as their own personal speeding lane. They don't use the lane for passing. They just use it so they can be faster than the flow of traffic.

The ones I hate are ones that wish to pass in the left lane, but there is a left lane blocker, so they speed up and try and pass on the right, then tailgate me in the right lane. Hey buddy, I'm doing 5 over the speed limit in the slow lane. If you've got a problem, take it back up with the guy squatting in the passing…

You are assuming that's always the case.

Everyone has their pet peeves. Unsurprisingly, two are shared by a lot of American drivers: Tailgating and left lane hogging. There's no word on if the people who hate tailgating are left lane hoggers.

They should really make their lives more difficult so your life can be easier. Fucking inconsiderate assholes.

Wil Myers and Carlos Beltran both thought that was going out and showed no hustle until it was too late (for Beltran at least).

What the hell was Beltran doing in right field? Watching? Getting a hot dog? Jose Molina could have rounded the bases in the time it took him to get to that ball.

A general rule of thumb is that a fielder should never be standing around watching when the ball is in play. Everybody has a responsibility on almost every play in every situation. Beltran didn't do his job.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…