"I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you?

"Fuck you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware?…

let's be clear though — Sterling is very unpopular so this is kinda like banning A-rod while other more lovable offenders might be winked on by

The number of crack-pipe winning cars coming out of the five boroughs of New York City recently is making me wonder if Florida's still the ultimate home of the crazy and meth-mouthed.

That is what I was thinking when I saw the results - what? I thought this would be a perfect pipe score!

I do NOT want to know the person who voted this shit NP, and there's 37 of you so far! Christ on the cross go back to Gawker.

This was her way of announcing that she's now dating a member of Daft Punk.

No, racism isnt illegal, shitbad.

In no way do I condone racism...and Donald Sterling is a tool...HOWEVER there's a much scarier problem with this post -

Or you could just, you know, not tell the service adviser that you were racing.

True its no van but this would look nice parked down by the RIVER!

This still the best car for an evil oligarch

I guess my question would be: if your goal is to be active every day, why not just be active every day? I fail to see what role a bracelet plays in this goal.

Thank god someone has spoken out! My neighbor is addicted to these things. He actually sits in a chair and swings his arm to increase the "steps" he took that day. Its an addiction. He tells me his numbers "go through the roof" when he jerks off, as the bracelet is on his main working hand. And yet he wonders why…

Actually, in a three wheeler, front wheel drive is the way to go, and I will tell you why. The center of gravity in a correctly balanced three wheeler is right between the two front wheels. This gives the safest dynamic center of gravity. The second reason is road holding for cornering. You really want that back wheel…

your mom

Army: Boys with government-funded toys.

The media (you guys included), had a hand in this. You all (not just Deadspin), should feel ashamed.

The slide was also open in 1995; I rode it. We spent the time waiting to ride watching people fall trying to walk back up the grassy hill...as for the ride itself the description above is spot on. I didn't carry the momentum to stick to the slide. I kinda just fell inside of it. It was a pretty painful experience. …

Sadly, the Cannonball Loop was already shut down when I made my lone visit to Action Park as a ten-year-old.

If you want more power, just buy a Genesis Coupe, 370z, Mustang, Camaro, WRX, Focus ST, GTI, or any of many great performance options. Part of why the car works so well and is so loved is from it's overall balance and harmony of what it's got.