Cracks me up because I gave mine away, my cousin has a kid and their money situation is tight. I bought a blu ray player at Costco for $75 to make up for the loss.

Lol wait one hour for food

I am outraged over the lack of outrage of this outrage.

So long as he didn’t drink somebody else’s pee

I would vote NP if it had been owned by John Voight but not Steve Jobs

CP but for someone whose life is too easy and could use a headache of a car it could be a NP

NP because back in the 90’s I loved that car like a fat boy loves cake

This makes me happy I’m too old to date anymore.

Sex is really more trouble than it’s worth, let’s just stop.

My only thing is a nice crystal whisky decanter which I don’t use because then I have to remember which booze I put in the decanter, maybe put a label on it. Easier to just pour from the bottle.

He was my nephew.

The hookah is not your friend

Women tend to age really badly. I’m turning 53 in a month and most women my age lost their looks two decades ago.

I like the car but the price is high would be interested at $4,500

I am hoping to purchase a concubine.

I am hoping to purchase a concubine.

The toy talks in Minion, they’re searching for a qualified interpreter

Lol Shirley he can’t be serious?

I grew up in South Florida and we got air conditioning when I was 11. Before then me and my brother would take turns sitting in front of the electric fan during the Summer.

I am tired of people saying they want to “own” stuff.

So you haven’t actually tried one of them.