If someone takes up two spaces I like to let all the air out of one of their tires.

Reesies is the plural of Rees-is, and they come two to a pack, so Reesies is the correct way to pronounce it.

I bought three of those, I remember them well

Being a cold-hearted pig still isn’t illegal, at least not until Bernie Sanders gets elected.

No because her knees are to skinny.

When I look at her I see a strong, fierce black woman.

Oh hell noes

I docked it some points for creepy religious stuff

Also now the bear will be angry at any human who doesn’t throw bread at it

Right, he got tagged with “Not A Great Guy” before he even set foot on the court at Georgetown, now they’re saying “Sorry to tell you that he’s not a great guy.”

You need to get over yourself.

It’s up to $2,125 on Ebay

Brussel sprouts are great ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

But what about global warming?

“treatment”?

Sure reads like a good time, I would have attended for $200 and free drinks.

I don’t mind the rAM usage but it makes my laptop run really hot

Nothing was poorly handled, it just turns out she is a very poor liar

I salute Manny because even with a torn shoulder cuff, he doesn’t beat women, while as we all know Floyd wakes up with a woman’s face on his fist.

Perhaps but you are a drama queen.